the day i became level: legolas at the academy (at Texas Archery Academy)April 23rd with 1 note - Reblog
What Van Gogh and Dali’s insides would look like based on their art styles.
This is amazing.
(Source: whitemikeyay)August 22nd with 52,279 notes - Reblog
i don’t tumblr antmore but i just came back to say i have 6 roomates since i last bloged and im realy drunk right now becaujse they thoiught it was funy to give me alot of tequilalaAugust 22nd with 1 note - Reblog
and you got the dead dudes bro so damn whipped by this crazy bitch got her giving birth to demons and shit he can’t see straight like um listen to your friend that woman crazy LISTEN TO HIM
(Source: awshlaye)May 8th with 11 notes - Reblog
I’m not even 21 yet but I’m at the point where I hate my car my life my job and my kids and I don’t even have kids yet but I already hate themApril 24th with 3 notes - Reblog
I’m going to write a book called Everyone I’ve Ever Met and Hated and as long as everyone I’ve ever met and hated buys the book to find out if they’re in it, I’ll make a billion dollars.
I’m going to design clever targets to sell at shooting ranges but stay tuned for the clever part because I’ve used up all my brain on these two plans and right now my mind is on a constant “Girls who talk to me about pinterest too much” target loopApril 21st - Reblog