So there’s this dumbass that I work with.
And I hate him.
And I complained about him yesterday.
And he got fired today.
He glared at me while crying while getting all his stuff while being kicked out.
Awkward.
May 8th with 1 note - Reblog
May 8th with 11 notes - Reblogand you got the dead dudes bro so damn whipped by this crazy bitch got her giving birth to demons and shit he can’t see straight like um listen to your friend that woman crazy LISTEN TO HIM
#GOD MOM. I KNOW I CAN’T HAVE HER OKAY. #I JUST WANT TO LOVE ON HER ANYWAY. #I’M GOING TO MY ROOM AND IF I HAD A DOOR IN MY TENT I WOULD SLAM IT.
(Source: plantagenet)
May 8th with 3,751 notes - Reblog
- Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
- Boy: I know.
- Girl: I love you!
- Boy: I love you more!
- *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
- Girl: Where is he?
- Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
- Girl: (Starts crying)
- Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
